![]() Gigli to me wasn't a bad film, its more misunderstood, and a bit different from usual fare, without Lopez and Affleck in it, i doubt many would make as much fuss. This film goes out of its way to insult your intelligence, and to prove the fact a script can be written within 2 hrs and actually end up as a real life movie. but i did not expect something as insipid as this. I didn't expect a masterpiece, or even anything as good as the surprisingly entertaining film the original was. Why did i rent this movie? to see 2 girls kiss, its as simple as that. ![]() Even for direct-to-video standards, this one's a complete snore!!! Like the original "Wild Things," the film contains a 3-way with two girls and a guy, but it's not nearly as steamy with moments where one of the actresses was obviously switched with a body double. He's just way too calm and low-key to pull off this type of role convincingly. However, he seems miscast in the role of a no-nonsense detective. Isaiah Washington has proved his acting chops in past films like "True Crime" and "Clockers," both of which he gave very impressive performances. You may recognize her from her supporting role in "Shallow Hal," and she did a fine job in that movie. Yes, Susan Ward is a very attractive woman, but she isn't a great actress and certainly doesn't have what it takes to play a lead role. About the only asset this film possesses is a cast of attractive performers. However, that's not what I saw on screen! I saw a film that's too dumb to be taken seriously, and too serious to be taken as a dark comedy. According to him, he chose to have the actors play it out like a campy thriller/horror flick/soap opera. As it turned, the director (Jack Perez) meant for the film to be outrageous and far-fetched. After I was done watching the movie, I checked out the featurette on the DVD. But they made much more sense than the twists in this movie. ![]() Sure, one of the trademarks of the original movie is the outpouring of plot twists, and not all of them made perfect sense. Since I tend to take these movies with a grain of salt, the first 30 minutes had me engaged, but once I was introduced to the barrage of outlandish plot twists I was no longer able to offer forgiveness. I just thought I'd throw out that hint of trivia. The Wild Things Playlist is gonna inspire you to do some wild things, we promise.The ironic thing about this movie is Susan Ward starred in "The In Crowd," an enormous box office bomb that came out way too soon after the original "Wild Things"-the earlier being like a bargain-basement version of the latter flick. In Wild Things: Foursome - which the title alone makes us wanna pop - Marnette Patterson and Jillian Murray piledrive a young man into submission. Nikki gets her pretty bare boobages felt up at a very wet pool party. Nikki Griffin gets in on the action in Wild Things: Diamonds in the Rough (The “3” for Wild Things 3 was already taken for another trilogy). In Wild Things 2 (because why stop at 1 of such a great thing), Leila Arcieri and Susan Ward help release some built up sperm-steam of one lucky bastard. Theresa Russell gets in on the action of the movie too as she flashes her ass while riding the gardner’s hoe. Matt Dillion does a panty test, and we get to see some fantastic thong-wearing ass cheeks. In our next threeway action scene, it’s all silhouettes and sensual playing. Though there’s no nudity, there’s plenty of filthy talk that’ll get your pecker’s interest peaked. Next Denise loves taking it from behind with Matt Dillion. Denise Richards again, bares her buoyant booblays when her bikini top pops off (oops!). The next scene comes special because you’re only going to see it on the UNRATED VERSION of this movie. Duh! It’s a threeway with her, Neve Campbell and Matt Dillion. It’s going to be a ride! First Denise Richards proves why women have two breasts - one for each lover, of course. Wild things have indeed gone wild in this next playlist, so buckle up. ![]()
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